I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
We're like a lot better than the average bears
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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