you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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