i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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