what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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