5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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