THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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