apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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