he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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