she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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