It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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