i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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