She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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