pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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