She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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