He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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