Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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