Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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