There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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