Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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