We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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