Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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