Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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