i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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