I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
When are your genitals available?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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