I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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