What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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