You're so nebulous sometimes
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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