She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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