just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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