You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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