C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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