I'm going to rape someone's good day.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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