Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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