Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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