GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
