I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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