ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
ttyl tear gas
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
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