Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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