2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
soo... how was my night?
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