I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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