D3 body, D1 cock
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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