Dual....:-)
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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