Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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