I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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