please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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