i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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