I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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