Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize