we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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