I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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