Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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