Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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