okay pat passed out under dana's car
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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