that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
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