I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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