Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
