My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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