whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You've changed since you got that strap on
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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